no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
do herpes really smell.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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