remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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