She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
How's work?
Spinning.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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