officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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