We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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