i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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