On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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