Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Hippo gnu deer
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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