We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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