32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
make that 40.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from