I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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