Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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