We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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