wanna go halves on a baby?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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