How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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