How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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