pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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