I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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