She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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