brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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