omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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