I love black thongs
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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