if i can run in heels then i can drive
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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