But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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