What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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