I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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