I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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