Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
What a dumb baby whore.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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