If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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