Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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