I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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