look no pants
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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