i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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