So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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