Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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