Do you still have your period?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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