She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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