I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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