big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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