Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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