I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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