Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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