there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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