Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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