is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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