His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
