I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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