There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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