Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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