CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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