Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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